{This column was written in a sprinter van, parked in an obscure location by a flowing river, mountains in the background, after a long bike ride … just like the author had always imagined}



I’ve wondered, though not as often as I used to — mainly because I have children and wife (and, if you’re ok with it, I’m going to try and make this first sentence as long as possible, no matter the repercussions; I don’t need you to read this and it’s probably best if most people don’t, so what difference does it make now — maybe in another life I would have, or should have cared more about my syntax and sentence structure, but here we are … and as Garrison Keillor would say, “We are who we are.”) — if one facet of eternity will involve us getting to “try out” different life paths.
You know.
Like…
How would your life have played out if you had never met your spouse, never lost that third-grade mile, or decided against your parents’ command to NOT steal that candy from Target and then, followed through on your post-spanking threats and actually run away? For me specifically, a few not-taken roads intrigue me, but entertaining them becomes more and more futile the older I get. For obvious reasons. Again, I have a wife, two kids, and a dog who can’t decide if she’s a snuggle bug, a real life coyote, or a vicious, untrained drug-sniffing police K9. It’s a lot to handle and daydreaming takes energy.
Could I have challenged Klaebo had I started skiing and satisfied my obsessive-compulsive urge to endlessly train a randomly favorable upper-body strength-to-weight ratio when I was four instead of discovering these things at 24?
What if I hadn’t sacrificed my fullest collegiate athletic career by studying music, but decided to walk on and play basketball at some small college?
I’ve also always wondered what it would be like to just own nothing. Like, basically live off whatever the local breadmaker chucks in the dumpster every night and every once in awhile, maybe ‘take’ a sweatshirt left on the bleachers of a high school football game, if you need it. By the way, I’ve told my wife that last one before, I think…but definitely not while we were dating. Alas, I now suppress such dark, depraved thoughts, lest I lead my family astray.


So goes the van life dream.
There are two moments I recall where I knew the dream was dead. Both were hot steamy nights. Calm down.

Before the vulgarity of this post turns you away, I’ll throw water on your provocative hallucinations by sparing you the details regarding the first, and shortening the narrative of the second: Basically, Christie, Novi, Ajee and myself were stranded in some random guy’s field in a broken down van in the middle of Montana. It was hot, there was screaming and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Ajee was panting. Even our newly-minted lofted bed was way too small for that restless July night. It was awful.
It was also pretty much completely my fault. En route to Bozeman to gather data for my Nordic-ski thesis, I’d driven too far into the night and wasn’t able to react fast enough to the hoard of deer flanking the road at 11:30 p.m.
The romantic grandeur of crisscrossing new lands, living out of this cozy space for a week or more at a time, making coffee in old-school tin French presses as the sun rises over the ridge or lake or maybe even ocean, pulling up alongside the gravel bike crowd and their sprinterscapes, and doing training camps wherever I pleased …. None of that was meant to be. Maybe it doesn’t actually exist at all – or maybe it’s just one of those lives I’ll have to try out when I die.
Boy, that makes sense.
Recently, we put Enoch — who has been as loyal as I could have asked — up for sale. The other day, a shy, tall, 21-year-old shaggy hair, smooth-faced boy came up from the front range to look at my van and another as well. As I showed him all the ins and outs, the good and the bad, and let him drive the dream around town, I could see, despite his quiet demeanor, a look of unabashed optimism hidden in his eyes and smile. This guy was looking for the same thing we were when we bought the van.
Adventure, sure, but more than that, I think. He yearned to embrace the paradox of being somehow unique by linking himself to the fast-growing van-dwelling fad. His soul overflowed with inexplicable joy contemplating the very real juxtaposition of practicality and simplicity with the stress of maintaining a highly-complex and intelligent van, capable of crushing any sandal-wearing, mustache donning, Patagonia and Yeti-brand-ambassador-wannabee fool with a single mechanics’ diagnoses.

I scanned his eyes as he prepared to leave and mull his options.
Before he departed, he turned and looked at me.
“Hey man — sweet F%&^% van,” he said with a boldness I didn’t really expect and a sincerity I honestly never felt throughout my entire dealings with anyone — mechanic, roadside AAA guy, salesman, Sprinter-Source messageboard poster, you name it — van-related. I felt vindicated…for something… I’m not sure what. Maybe vindicated in my own original choice to research, save up, contemplate, and finally jump in with both feet on this van in the first place.
I also was suddenly, and truly unexpectedly, concerned.
I almost felt compelled to tell the young lad: “don’t buy the van.”
I’m glad I didn’t.

In one sense, I do regret buying it myself. In another, I very much do not. If you think hard enough, you could probably deduce life to those two sentences. Admittedly, I haven’t used it nearly as much as I’d hoped, but every moment was totally worth any mechanical, emotional, physical or financial headache.
I actually did live out of it 50 days/nights during its first year when it was all said and done. That’s kind of an insane total, but it’s what happens when you work over a mountain pass and participate in ski and bike races, I guess.

I became intimately familiar with the Broomfield City Market, where I stayed on the rarely required in-person meetings for my 2020-2021 Meridian Elementary School 5th grade remote job — a chapter of my life that really deserves its own 139th Psalm. One time I did back-to-back six-hour road bike rides from the grocery store parking lot, never exiting a 15-mile radius for fear of a flat, before returning to raid the discount area. It is still the finest I’ve ever seen in a City Market (this shopping advice and advertising is totally free by the way). Those nights ended reading books or falling asleep listening to podcasts, something I can’t really do unless I’m by myself. Sometimes I’d just sit and listen to the world stay awake while I laid there and thought deep thoughts.

When I couldn’t make it all the way home, the Walmart at the top of the initial I-70 hill at Exit 253 was a lifesaver. I realized it is a hotspot for other vans and RVs, probably because of the pine trees and campgroundy (is that a word? It should be….) feel and not the 99-cent loaves of fresh, whole-wheat bread I discovered and poached by the half-dozen. Every time I drive by, I’ll remember nights spent there, even the hot one before riding the final Elephant Rock century ride, which I was lucky enough to, and I need to pinch myself here, cover as a writer — and get paid to do so.
In all my life-plan scheming, I can assure you even I never concocted that.
Perhaps most legendary were the trips to Crested Butte for the sacred Alley Loop. The morning of the COVID-year individual starts (a hated-by-most feature I relished) — when it fired up at -12-degrees and got me to the coffee shop (the gas station sticker is memorialized on the driver’s side door) at 6 a.m. so I could sip and read my pre-race text: Deuteronomy 8.
“Remember how the Lord your God led you all the way in the wilderness these forty years, to humble and test you in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands.”
…….You may say to yourself, “My power and the strength of my hands have produced this wealth for me.” 18 But remember the Lord your God, for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth, and so confirms his covenant, which he swore to your ancestors, as it is today.
….If you ever forget the Lord your God and follow other gods and worship and bow down to them, I testify against you today that you will surely be destroyed. 20 Like the nations the Lord destroyed before you, so you will be destroyed for not obeying the Lord your God.”
The Bible
“Alright everyone, ‘Covenant’ on three, 1-2-3 COVENANT! Now let’s go kick some David Norris-MasterBlaster butt!


After gunning the 42k classic as fast as I could, I rested for an hour in the van before returning for the 21k skate. After loading up on those bread loaves and sleeping in the van, I came back the next day and did the 10k and 5k back-to-back in what will probably be the only “Alley Loop Challenge” ever organized.



Then there was the time Enoch got Christie and I through the worst weather event either one of us have ever witnessed. We were driving back from the front range (this column makes it sound like I go there a lot, but I really don’t!! Velo Swap and Olive Garden once a year, basically….) in 55-degree perfect fall weather, when a cloud straight out of Lord of the Rings descended over the mountains. A snow squall.
By the time we reached Idaho Springs, it was dumping and the temperature was down to five degrees. We nervously started up towards the Eisenhower Tunnel. Halfway up, the temperature was below zero — and so was the visibility. Chugging along at stop-and-go speeds in single-file traffic, we cautiously ducked behind a rugged, lifted Jeep Rubicon (the entire time, I thought, “This guy is the only dude who is just totally jacked for these conditions!”) as — and I’m not making this up — cars peeled off left and right like Ironman amateurs suffering through their worst finish-line nightmares. They would — and again, I’m not embellishing here — spend the night on the interstate.
Enoch and his snow tires never slipped and somehow, we made it over and down to Frisco, where 50 mph winds forced us to call it a night in the parking lot of the Kum and Go.
There are so many more stories.
Driving to Aspen with my brother Tom on New Years Eve (and making it back in THAT storm….), staying up until 3 a.m. talking before a heavenly powder day, then showing him the van-life ropes by microwaving leftovers in the gas station and stocking up on Propel and fizzy water, and an afternoon mocha for the ride home.


Another Aspen adventure: staying overnight with Christie before the 2021 Independence Pass Climb. That’s her pre-race advice taught me to not doubt myself.
Plus, all the drives home to Minnesota, my three day “work” trips spent at the Edwards rest stop — before I was a sports writer, I literally lived in a van down by the river — our nights at the top of Monarch Pass and Cottonwood Pass (my two favorite bedside views), and snuggling with Ajee on cold, late winter nights at the Vail Daily, right after whipping up a high school gamer.

When I went to Park City in the fall of 2021, I combined every childhood dream into one week: I was living out of a van, training alongside BSF and the U.S. Ski Team, and writing blog posts on sports psychology and a piece for the Vail Daily all at the same time!

All in all, how could I tell this guy to not buy the van?

Maybe creating his own build is exactly what he needs to learn about using power tools. Maybe Mercedes can force him to take ownership of his mechanical education, or, at the very least, feel the hard gut-punches financially forceful fixes can throw at you. Maybe driving across the country will allow him to see just how big and small the world and himself, really is. Maybe he’ll realize the single-man van life isn’t what it’s all cracked up to be, too.




If nothing else, maybe he’ll look back, 20 years from wherever he is and know, nothing in life is really ever permanent — except marriage. You can always sell the van, leave the job, sign up for next year’s Birkie, or move back to the Midwest.
At the same time, nothing in life is reversible. Every decision we make happens in real time, and we can’t go back. Life keeps moving forward. We live with the consequences of our choices. Real people get hurt, real money gets spent, real days go by.
I guess, then, if I can take anything from all this, it’s this: It’s worth rolling the dice every now and then, taking chances in pursuit of a life lived to the fullest.
I think a lot of people go the van route for a convenient weed-smoking abode, or to hide from reality or to runaway from growing up. For me, it was the exact opposite. Enoch was an inconvenient place to sleep with a crying toddler, reality’s ultimate slap in the face, and my literal transport from the “carefree” chapter to the kid one.

Maybe I won’t ever be afforded the opportunity to “live all those other lives” and see what could have been.
But, maybe I don’t really need to after all.

